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The art of rudeness

4.

Why did the blonde get excited after
finishing the puzzle in 6 months?...

7.

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office
and says that her body hurts wherever she
touches it…

8.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me.”…

9.

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and
screams in agony. She pushes her knee and
screams…

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…pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes
on, everywhere she touches makes her
scream…

11.

The doctor says, "You're not really a
brunette, are you?”…

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl
biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a shot of Jack
Daniels…

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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?’…

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The bar immediately falls absolutely silent…

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In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next
to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is
only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball
bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman
with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and
a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler…

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Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do
you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’…

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The blind cowboy thinks for a second,
shakes his head and mutters, …

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'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times.'

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Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother
trying to filter what you say before you say it.
Thinking about everything you're going to say
requires valuable brainpower. If you are going
to think before you speak, make sure it
negatively affects someone around you.
speak
говорить
affect
воздействовать, влиять
valuable
дорогостоящий, ценный

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It may help to be conscious of the way your voice is
sounding when you speak. While it may be
distracting to focus on yourself when you're trying to
be rude, casually keeping track of the tone, speed
and volume of your voice can go a long way towards
improving your rudeness.
volume
громкость
distracting
отвлекающий
rudeness
грубость, невежественность

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Don’t have any interest in other people. If
someone is telling you something, make a
concerted effort to clean your teeth, yawn or
interrupt them repeatedly! If they recently
lost their job, listen just long enough to crack
a sarcastic joke, then move on to more
important business.

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Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone
is telling you something, make a concerted effort to
clean your teeth, yawn or interrupt them repeatedly!
If they recently lost their job, listen just long enough
to crack a sarcastic joke, then move on to more
important business.
joke
шутка
interrupt
перебивать
concerted
скоординированный,
согласованный

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Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of
rudeness. No one likes being talked about
behind their back. Find people that don’t like
to gossip and hit them up with some gossip
over lunch. If you don’t have any good
gossipy syrup, make some up! Oh, and
forget to bring your wallet to lunch!

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Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of
rudeness. No one likes being talked about
behind their back. Find people that don’t like to
gossip and hit them up with some gossip over
lunch. If you don’t have any good gossipy
syrup, make some up! Oh, and forget to bring
your wallet to lunch!
bring
приносить
gossip
сплетни
hit sb. up
обращаться к кому-л.

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Always steer the conversation back to
yourself. When people share something
about them or their life, be sure to never
acknowledge they said a word.
Begin
ranting about how you did, or had,
something bigger or better. Never relinquish
the center of attention!

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Always steer the conversation back to yourself.
When people share something about them or
their life, be sure to never acknowledge they
said a word. Begin ranting about how you did,
or had, something bigger or better. Never
relinquish the center of attention!
steer
направлять
acknowledge
признавать
relinquish
уступать, сдавать

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Try not to let other people speak. Most likely
everything you're saying is gold, so why
bother hearing the other person's side of
things? Make them feel constricted by not
letting them get a word in. If you want to be
rude, you'll need to have a fine command of
talking over people.

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Try not to let other people speak. Most likely
everything you're saying is gold, so why bother
hearing the other person's side of things?
Make them feel constricted by not letting them
get a word in. If you want to be rude, you'll
need to have a fine command of talking over
people.
gold
золото
command
владение
constricted
ограниченный

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A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by
having no empathy for others and ignoring
their feelings. Gauge how people are feeling
through body-language. Make a habit of
making snide comments about it to
embarrass them. Better yet, make faces to
mimic them in mockery.

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A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by
having no empathy for others and ignoring their
feelings. Gauge how people are feeling through
body-language. Make a habit of making snide
comments about it to embarrass them. Better
yet, make faces to mimic them in mockery.
embarrass
смущать
snide
злобный, ехидный
mockery
насмешка

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A lot of what someone considers to be rude
has to do with the culture they were raised
in. If you're going to be travelling or regularly
deal with people who were raised in other
cultures, it's a good idea to verse yourself on
what isn't appropriate in their eyes. Then, do
those things!

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A lot of what someone considers to be rude has
to do with the culture they were raised in. If
you're going to be travelling or regularly deal
with people who were raised in other cultures,
it's a good idea to verse yourself on what isn't
appropriate in their eyes. Then, do those
things!
culture
культура
regularly
постоянно
appropriate
правильный, должный

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Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means
being self-aware and tactful. Who wants to
do that? If you're acting cheery at a funeral
wake, it will evoke the same negative
reactions as if you were being glum at a
birthday party.
Ask, “How are people
behaving here?” and strive to do the
opposite.

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Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means
being self-aware and tactful. Who wants to do
that? If you're acting cheery at a funeral wake,
it will evoke the same negative reactions as if
you were being glum at a birthday party. Ask,
“How are people behaving here?” and strive to
do the opposite.
cheery
радостный
politeness
вежливость
evoke
пробуждать, вызывать

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If you really want to leave an impression as a rude
individual, it needs to be a constant state of mind.
Keep your behavior consistent. If someone sees two
different sides of you, you'll may appear fickle to
them, worst case scenario, they might think you’re
nice. Be authentically rude. Never say please or
thank you!
case
случай
consistent
постоянный, непротиворечивый
fickle
ненадежный, непостоянный

57. IDIOMS

DON’T BE A
COUCH
POTATOE!

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rude awakening

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rude awakening
глубокое разочарование

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bad egg

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bad egg
паршивая овца,
скверный человек

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to a fault

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to a fault
чрезмерно

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full of hot air

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full of hot air
полный бред,
нести чушь

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slap in the face

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slap in the face
удар по самолюбию,
унижение

68. SLANG ‘N JARGON

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cranky

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cranky
недовольный

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peeved

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peeved
раздраженный

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sassy

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sassy
бойкий,
нахальный

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snotty

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snotty
противный,
раздражительный

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stuck up

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stuck up
заносчивый,
высокомерный

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80. Pearl of Wisdom

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“Rudeness
is the weak
man's
imitation of
strength.”
—Eric
Hoffer

82. Ten ways to love.

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1. Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18)
2. Speak without accusing. (James 1:19)
3. Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26)
4. Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1:9
5. Answer without arguing. (Proverbs 17:1)

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6. Share without pretending. (Ephesians 4:15)
7. Enjoy without complaint. (Philippians 2:14)
8. Trust without wavering. (Corinthians 13:7)
9. Forgive without punishing. (Colossians 3:13)
10. Promise without forgetting. (Proverbs13:12)
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The art of rudeness

57. IDIOMS

68. SLANG ‘N JARGON

80. Pearl of Wisdom

82. Ten ways to love.

85. ANNOUNCEMENTS