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White and red? if you mix blue and red …

1.

white and red?
e.g. If you mix blue and red …

2.

What will you do if it rains this weekend?
to go for a walk
to knit
to clean the windows

3.

If you had to go and live on a desert island and could
only take three things with you, what would you take?
a rope
matches
a book
a mirror
an axe
a fishing rod
a tent
a telephone
a bug spray
a pet
an album

4.

If you had been born two hundreds years ago, what
would your life have been like so far?
to help your family
to have to work in the field
to be tired
to eat fresh vegetables
to spend time outdoors
not to study
to wear splendid clothes
to wear a wig
to live in a castle
to have a servant
to have parties every day
to read books
to study at home
to ride a horse
to live in freedom
to have campfire nights
to enjoy the nature
to graze cattle

5.

If you had woken up late this morning, what wouldn’t
have happened?
to win a car
to plant potatoes
to go windsurfing
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