Jeopardy Jokes

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An anaesthetic

3.

I had stayed here in the hospital

4.

The teacher of the year

5.

I’m here right behind you

6.

Lists

7.

Have left the iron on

8.

Son, ‘My name is Paul’

9.

Happened to the zebra

10.

Wife: ‘Honey, I’m over here’

11.

Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking
spaces

12.

Every two hours

13.

I am, but she’s the one who
suffers

14.

What condition?

15.

I could drive a truck

16.

Are you not politicians?

17.

rock

18.

It’s her husband.

19.

Mine too.

20.

The spoon before drinking

21.

I’m coming to live with you.

22.

Whole body was born in India

23.

My name, address and phone
number.

24.

And smart!

25.

Pretend you don’t know what I’m
talking about.

26.

It won’t let you finish your
sentence without suggesting other
ideas.

27.

Final Jeopardy
Category: U.S. States
Which U.S. state has the most
land?
Alaska
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question.