Funny English

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short
beard
long

5.

fair
curly
straight

6.

b o
k
c
o
a
s e
b
a
d
o
r
d
s
e
r
k
r
l
u
e

7.

ruler
desk
one
books bookcase
pencils
bag
ten
three
rubber cupboard one

8.

apples
biscuits

9.

bread
cereal

10.

cheese
chicken

11.

chips
fish

12.

fruit
ham

13.

meat
orange
juice

14.

pancakes
pasta

15.

potatoes
rice

16.

salad
sandwich

17.

sausage
tomato

18.

tuna
vegetables

19.

water
yoghurt

20.

stairs

21.

cartoon
comedy

22.

documentary
game
show

23.

reality
show
sports
show

24.

chat
show
cooking
show

25.

chat
show
on-demand
series

26.

soap
opera
the news

27.

bag
folder

28.

door
window

29.

Your friend is
very sad
Your parents are
away and your dog
needs food
bookcase
You don’t like your
new classmates

30.

You have a
difficult problem
at school
You don’t know if
you’ll go to the park
You really admire
your favourite
teacher
Your homework is
difficult and you
want to stop
Your friend asks you
to spend Saturday
together