Christmas jokes

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CHRISTMAS
JOKES

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What kind of
motorbike does
Santa Ride?
A Holly Davidson!

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What do you get if
you cross Santa with
a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

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What is the best
Christmas present in
the world?
A broken drum, you just
can't beat it!

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Who delivers presents
to baby sharks at
Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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Who is Santa's
favourite singer?


Elf-is Presley!

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What do Santa's
little helpers learn
at school?
The elf-abet!

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What do reindeer
hang on their
Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!

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What did Adam say to
his wife on the day
before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do monkeys
sing at Chrismtas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells!

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Which Christmas
carol do parents like
best?
Silent Night!

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What do you get if you
cross an apple with a
Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

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What did a snowman
say to the other
snowman?
Do you smell carrot?

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What do you call a
person who is afraid of
Santa Claus?
A claustrophobic!

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Who hides in the
bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

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What do you call an
old snowman?
Water!

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What do you call
Santa Claus when he
doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!