Halloween jokes

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HALLOWEEN JOKES
1
- What’s it like to be kissed by
a vampire?
- Because he had no
“body” to go with.
2
- What kind of streets do zombies
like?
3
- What was the witch’s favourite
subject at school?
4
- Why do witches use brooms to fly?
5
- Why didn’t the ghost go to the party?
- Because vacuum
cleaners are too heavy.
6
- What do monsters call human beings?
- Spell-ing.
- It’s a pain in the neck.
- Breakfast, lunch
and dinner.
- Dead ends.