Christmas joke. Advent calendar

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3. 1

What hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

4. 2

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceberg-ers!

5. 3

Why was the snowman looking
through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!

6. 4

Who delivers presents to
baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws

7. 5

What is green, covered in tinsel
and goes ribbit ribbit?
Mistle-toad!

8. 6

Why are Christmas trees
so bad at sewing?
Because they always
drop their needles!

9. 7

What do snowmen do at the weekend?
Chill out!

10. 8

What do angry mice send at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards!

11. 9

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

12. 10

What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!

13. 11

Which reindeer has bad manners?
RUDE-olph!

14. 12

What athlete is the warmest in winter?
A long jumper!

15. 13

What do you call a snowman
in summer?
A puddle!

16. 14

What does a snowman
travel around on?
An icicle!

17. 15

Who delivers presents
to cats at Christmas?
Santa Paws!

18. 16

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells!

19. 17

What do mummies love
about Christmas?
All the wrapping!

20. 18

What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!

21. 19

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

22. 20

What do you get if you eat
Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!

23. 21

What do you get if you cross a bell
with a skunk?
Jingle smells!

24. 22

What do you get if you cross
a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

25. 23

What do you get if you cross
Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!

26. 24

Why couldn’t the skeleton go
to the Christmas party?
He had ‘nobody’ to go with!

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What do you call a train full of
Christmas toffee?
A chew chew train!