Christmas Name cards with Family Jokes

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Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer
love coffee?
A. Because they're Santa's star
bucks!
Q. What does the Gingerbread
Man use to make his bed?
A. Cookie sheets!
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Q. How is the alphabet different on
Christmas from every other day?
A. There's Noe “L”
Q: Why did Scrooge keep a pet
lamb?
A: Because it would say, “Baaaaahh
humbug!”
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Q: What kind of music do elves
listen to?
A: Wrap.
Q: What is a snowmans favorite
breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies.
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Q: What says 'Oh Oh Oh'?
A: Santa walking backwards!
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has
bad manners?
A: Rude-alph!
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Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his
sleigh?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
Q: Why does Santa have three
gardens?
A: So he can ho, ho, ho.
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Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad
at sewing?
A: They always drop their needles!
Q: What falls at the North Pole but
never gets hurt?
A: Snow.
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Q: What did Adam say the day
before Christmas?
Q: What is a librarians favorite
Christmas song?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
A: Silent Night
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Q: What do you call an old
snowman?
A: Water.
Q: What type of cars do elves
drive?
A: Toy-otas.
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Q: How do sheep say Merry
Christmas in Mexico?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What does Tarzan sing and
Christmas?
A: Jungle Bells!
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