Why We All Need to Get A Girlfriend

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Why We All Need to Get A
Girlfriend
By Kate Z. Banker,
Researcher of Applied Еблан Theory
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First Winner of the "Maining-Page" Championships
Madam B. Mizer
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What about Ебланs?
How I see Ебланs:
What Ебланs actually are:
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Would you like to unclog a toilet?
My daughter
doesn't allow me
that (26%)
Yes (34%)
No (40%)
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About Ебланs
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"Why We All Need to Get A Girlfriend"
Conclusion 1
Why We All Need to Get A Girlfriend
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